Ellen DeGeneres: Things you can do when you get bored

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Here are some suggestions for things you can do when you get bored. By Ellen DeGeneres.

1. Clean my house.

2. Look at your pets. If you look at them long enough, you can almost figure out what they’re thinking. Usually it’s “Why has she been looking at me for so long? She must be really bored.”

3. Cut up fruit.

4. Sext.

5. Make a smoothie.

6. Volunteer.

7. Volunteer opinions to strangers.

8. Hitchhike.

9. Photograph geese.

10. Put on a blazer and pretend to be a docent at your local museum.

Excerpt from the hilarious book “Seriously… I’m Kidding,” written by Ellen DeGeneres and published by Grand Central Publishing, in 2011.

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