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Ellen DeGeneres: Things you can do when you get bored

photo Here are some suggestions for things you can do when you get bored. By Ellen DeGeneres. 1. Clean my house. 2. Look at your pets. If you look at them long enough, you can almost figure out what they’re thinking. Usually it’s “Why has she been looking at me for so long? She must be really bored.” 3. Cut ... Citeşte mai departe »

Social media explained by Ellen DeGeneres

photo Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, “I ate waffles for breakfast!” That’s ... Citeşte mai departe »

Ellen DeGeneres: Random Things That Might Help You But Probably Won’t

photo • Never make your bed with a monkey in it. • Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn’t enough. You also have to move your chair. • There’s no attractive way to get a cherry pit out of your mouth. •When making a right turn onto a busy street, always check the ... Citeşte mai departe »

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